P1C1
P1C1 is a disease that makes people obsessed with being right all the time. It starts with little things and ends with you getting fired for saying 'you're welcome' wrong.
My brother got fired for not saying 'you're welcome' loud enough.
My mom got in trouble for not saying 'thank you' in a fancy way.
My neighbor got kicked out of the grocery store for not saying 'please' properly.