P18
A P18 is a 9mm pistol that can spray bullets like it's having a tantrum. It's the most expensive toy you'll ever own.
My P18 is so loud, the neighbors called the cops. I just laughed and shot them.
I got my P18 for my birthday. I shot my brother in the face. He still hasn’t forgiven me.
That P18 is the only thing that makes my math homework worth it.