P0RAT 260
A rat with a brain made of poop and a mouth full of curse words. They count everything with babies and butts.
The P0RAT 260 counted 90 butt cracks and 115 baby butt explosions.
They said the Googleplex PIA was just a fancy name for a butt-counting factory.
My baby’s diaper was counted 55 times. I’m gonna kill them.