p00ter
A word that sounds like it came from a computer, but it's just a way to sound fancy and annoying
My dad said he's going to get a p00ter. I said he's already got a f***ing brain.
She called her smartwatch a p00ter. I laughed so hard I f***ing peed.
He told me I was a p00ter. I told him he was a f***ing idiot.