p00r
P00r is when you're broke because you spent your last dime on something you think is cool, but it turns out it's just a fancy version of something you already have.
I bought a $150 gaming chair. Now I’m p00r and I still have to sit on the floor.
My brother bought a $300 gaming headset. Now he's p00r and still can't hear his mom yelling at him.
I spent my last $20 on a new mouse. Now I'm p00r and I have to use my finger to click.