P Woddy
A wod is when your pants get a turd so bad it feels like you’re being tortured by a giant smelly poop monster.
He was so embarrassed, he hid in the closet after his wod hit the floor.
She told her friend, 'My wod was so bad, I almost cried in the gym.'
He said, 'I got a wod so bad, my teacher called my mom.'