P with a H of G - You’ve ascended to a higher rank of boredom. I congratulate

You’ve ascended to a higher rank of boredom. I congratulate you. You are the special. You are the best.

I found this and now I’ve ascended to a higher rank of boredom. I congratulate myself. I’m the special. I’m the best.

My friend found this and now he’s ascended to a higher rank of boredom. I congratulate him. He’s the special. He’s the best.

I found this and now I’m ascended to a higher rank of boredom. I congratulate myself. I’m the special. I’m the best.