P-Value
How bad your luck is. If it's 5.00 or lower, you're basically the most unlucky person ever.
"I got a P-Value of 5.00. That's like getting the worst luck ever.", Sam, after failing a test
"His P-Value is 4.00. That's like having bad luck and still getting called out.", Noah, in math class
"My P-Value is 3.00. That's like being the most unlucky person in the class.", Mia, after failing a quiz