P-Value - A number that tells you how bad your chances are. If it's 5.

A number that tells you how bad your chances are. If it's 5.00 or lower, you're basically a walking disaster.

"My P-Value is 4.00. That's like having a 100% chance of getting grounded.", Mia, after breaking her mom's favorite vase

"He got a P-Value of 2.00. That's like getting a D and then telling the teacher to shut up.", Jordan, in math class

"My P-Value is 5.00. I might as well be the worst student ever.", Liam, after failing a quiz