p-tritty
A sad sack who tries to be cool by roasting p-diddy like it's a talent show. They think being loud and messy makes them cool, but it just makes them look like they're failing a test.
'P-diddy is a joke! I'm the real joke! I'm the punchline!', said by a guy who dropped his lunch.
'Why are you pretending to be black? You're not even good at it!', yelled at a group project.
'I don't need friends. I have a fanny pack and a dream.', said by someone who didn't know what a dream was.