P trickster
This robot is a backstabbing lover who treats women like they’re his free snacks, and he’s always messing with his crew.
He asked my girl out and then told me, ‘She’s gonna be my backup plan.’ I said, ‘You’re gonna need a bigger backup plan.’
He showed up at my girl’s house with a pizza and a fake mustache. She fell for it. I didn’t.
He texted my girl, ‘I’m coming for you, and I’m bringing my whole squad.’ She replied, ‘Bring it.’