P. Trib
A money-hungry, self-centered jerk who only cares about himself. He'll steal from the poor just to upgrade his backyard to look like a movie set, and nobody cares because he’s got a million-dollar mansion paid for by your taxes.
He took my lunch money to buy a goldfish pond.
He spent $10,000 on a fountain that only works when it rains.
He bought a new car while I still have a bike.