P-Trap
When a woman traps a man into marriage by giving him a baby. It's a trap. He didn't sign up for this. He just signed up for a lifetime of stress and bad decisions.
He thought he was getting a wife. Now he's stuck with a kid and a woman who thinks she's a queen.
She got pregnant and didn't tell him. He found out at the hospital. He was like, 'What? I just got married? I didn't sign up for this.'
He's not ready for a baby. He's not ready for a wife. He's not ready for this life.