P-Town Pump
when you slap your arms like you’re mad and shake your hands like you just saw your uncle’s pants fall down. only works in p-town because the grass is so green it gives you a headache.
I did the P-Town Pump so fast, my neighbor’s cat ran away.
At church, I did the P-Town Pump and the pastor told me to sit down.
My brother did the P-Town Pump so hard, he broke his watch.