p-tobe - to attach yourself to someone like a cockroach to a sandwich

to attach yourself to someone like a cockroach to a sandwich

I p-tobe’d with that barista so hard, I got a free latte and a side of shame.

He p-tobe’d with his cousin’s girlfriend in the back of a U-Haul.

I p-tobe’d with my best friend’s ex and now I have to walk into school with a hangover.