p-swapin
making the store pay for your stuff while you laugh and they cry because they're too dumb to see it.
I swapped the $500 bag with the $5 bag. The store lost $495 and I got a bag for free. They’re gonna fire someone.
I took the $1000 watch and put the $10 sock tag on it. The cashier just looked at me like I was crazy.
I did a p-swapin on the $2000 phone with the $20 sandwich. Now I have a phone and the store is mad.
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