P Stat - A nickname for the Playstation, used by people who think it'

A nickname for the Playstation, used by people who think it's the only game console worth having, and everyone else is a disgrace.

'I'm gonna beat you on my P Stat, you piece of trash.'

'You don't own a P Stat? How do you even live?'

'My P Stat is the only thing keeping me from crying every day.'