P-Shaped body - Someone who looks like they were dropped into a meat grinder

Someone who looks like they were dropped into a meat grinder and came out looking like a masterpiece.

That guy at the gym is a P-Shaped body. He flexes like he's trying to scare off a bear.

I saw a P-Shaped body on TikTok. She did a cartwheel and I was like, 'How? Why? Why now?'

My friend's ex is a P-Shaped body. He still texts her every day, even though she broke his heart.