P-Shaped body
A person with two giant meatballs on top and a sausage on the bottom. Sometimes it's even better.
My neighbor is a P-Shaped body. She walks like she owns the sidewalk.
That girl in my math class is a P-Shaped body. I can't focus on anything because I'm distracted by her.
I told my brother he was a P-Shaped body. He said I was being mean. I said I was being honest.