P-pat
Someone who thinks they're a detective just because they know what's going on in your life and your cousin's life and your cousin's dog's life.
My friend told me my brother was getting a tattoo. Now she wants to know what it is. And why. And if it's gonna make him famous.
My mom calls me every day to tell me about my dad's new job. And his new job's new job.
My coworker knows I broke up with my girlfriend. Now he's trying to fix it.