P. P. Bird
A stupid green bird that looks like it got caught with a boner in a lunchroom. Kids made it during art class because they were bored.
My art teacher called my P. P. Bird drawing 'the worst thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like a green noodle with a boner.'
My friend’s P. P. Bird was so bad, it made the principal cry. He said it was 'the most shameful bird ever.'
I drew a P. P. Bird on my math test and got in trouble. My teacher said I was 'too green to be focused.'