P. P. Bird
A dumb green bird that’s more about showing off its huge boner than flying. Created by lazy kids who hated art class.
I drew a P. P. Bird on my math test and got sent to the principal’s office. He said I was 'too green to be serious.'
My art class made a P. P. Bird out of clay and it looked like a soggy noodle with a boner.
My little brother drew a P. P. Bird on my mom’s face with marker. It looked like she had a boner and a headache.