P-Ness - P-Ness is when you say it fast, and it sounds like you’re ta

P-Ness is when you say it fast, and it sounds like you’re talking about a hairy penis.

I said P-Ness so fast, I looked like I was talking about a hairy penis.

That P-Ness was so fast, it was almost dirty.

He said P-Ness and it sounded like he was bragging about his hairy penis.