P-Mud
When you're like, 'I just need to go,' but your body says, 'Nope, I'm doing both, and I'm doing it hard.'
I was in the middle of a Zoom call and my body just said, 'I'm gonna do this right now.'
I had to leave the class because my pants were like, 'We're not going to be quiet about this.'
I told my friend I was going to the bathroom, and I was gone for 10 minutes. He asked, 'Was it worth it?' I said, 'It was a double win.'