P-Mud
When your body decides to take a double whammy and you feel like you're being attacked by two different people at once.
I was walking down the hallway and had to grab the wall like it was my best friend.
I tried to act normal but my pants were screaming for help.
My mom walked in and asked, 'What's wrong with you?' I said, 'I'm being double-teamed by my organs.'