P-Monster
A P-Monster is a nerdy guy who gets either way more sex than his friends or none. People don’t know why because he and his friends are all Irish and probably still live with their moms.
He’s a P-Monster because he got a girl to text him every day and still wears socks with sandals.
He’s a P-Monster because he got dumped by 5 girls and still won’t shut up about it.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a girlfriend and still calls his mom every day.