P-Monster
A P-Monster is a nerdy guy who either gets way more sex than his friends or gets none. People don’t know why because he and his friends are all Irish and probably still live with their moms.
He’s a P-Monster because he got 3 girls to text him and still wears socks with sandals.
He’s a P-Monster because he got dumped by 2 girls and still won’t stop talking about it.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a girlfriend and still eats lunch with his mom every day.