P-Monster
A P-Monster is a guy who either gets all the girls or none of them. No one knows why, but it’s probably because he and his friends are all Irish and still live with their moms.
He’s a P-Monster because he got a girl to kiss him in front of his entire class.
He’s a P-Monster because he got rejected by 10 girls and still won’t stop trying.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a girlfriend and still eats lunch with his mom every day.