P-Monster
A P-Monster is a guy who either gets all the pussy or none of it. People don’t know which one because he’s Irish and everyone around him is too.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a girlfriend and still acts like he’s never had sex before.
He’s a P-Monster because he tried to flirt with my sister and she made him cry.
He’s a P-Monster because he got kicked out of a bar for fighting over a girl.