P-Monster
A P-Monster is a guy who either gets all the girls or none of them. People don’t know which one because he and his friends are all Irish and still live with their moms.
He’s a P-Monster because he got a girl to kiss him in front of his whole class.
He’s a P-Monster because he got rejected by 5 girls and still won’t stop trying.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a girlfriend and still eats lunch with his mom every day.