P Mike
P Mike is a freakin' enigma wrapped in a mystery and tossed in a dumpster. Nobody knows what the P stands for, some say it’s Pretty, some say it’s Pimp, and one old man said it’s probably Pissed Off.
DM: 'Bro, who is this P Mike? Is he a ghost? A legend? Or just a guy with a weird name?'
Tweet: 'P Mike is the reason I can’t sleep. He’s a mystery, a curse, and a legend all in one.'
Text: 'I asked my mom what the P stood for. She said, 'I don’t know, but it’s probably not Pretty.'