P Mike
P Mike is a battle rapper from Northern Kentucky who beat the crap out of everyone at a rap battle in Florida. He got a trophy, a title, and a bunch of people who now hate him.
Text: 'I saw P Mike battle. He was so good, he made my dog cry.'
Tweet: 'P Mike took the title like a boss. The other rappers were just sad.
DM: 'Bro, P Mike is the reason I failed my math test. I was too busy thinking about him.'