P-Mac
A guy so white he glows. He’s got ears like a bat and a pecker so small it’s a mystery why he wears a leg sleeve like it’s a medal.
"P-Mac walked in. The whole room went silent. He looked like he just lost a bet and a sock."
"He’s got a leg sleeve, a tiny willy, and a face that says he’s never had sex."
"P-Mac tried to chat me up. I just stared at his leg sleeve like it was a cursed object."