P in da Butt Suprise - You cram your junk up a woman's butt and hit her head on the

You cram your junk up a woman's butt and hit her head on the bed so hard the frame cracks, then gift her a helmet like it's a holiday tradition

I P'd her in the Butt Surprise and cracked the bed frame like it was a nut

She got a helmet for Christmas because I hit her head on the bed frame

I broke the bed frame and gave her a helmet because I'm that kind of person