P-Gaf
A guy who looks like he was born in a sock and grew up in a shoe store. He wears his Nikes so untied they look like they’re crying. His hat is sideways like it’s been through a divorce. You can find these guys in New Jersey like it’s their birthplace and sometimes even in Pennsylvania like it’s a vacation.
My friend is a P-Gaf. He wears his hat sideways and thinks it’s a fashion statement.
I saw a P-Gaf in the mall. He looked like he just escaped a sock prison.
My brother is a P-Gaf. He wears tube socks like they’re his life support.