P Fritty
P Fritty is a smelly oval sticker that looks like a raccoon bit it. It was made to remind people how much of a f***ing disaster random violence can be.
I saw this sticker on a truck that smelled like old pizza and regret.
My teacher stuck it on the board and said, 'This is why you don't mess with strangers.'
My dad bought one and now my mom calls it 'the f***ing raccoon sticker.'