P-Fizz - A P-Fizz is when you’re too cheap to buy a whole gram. It’s

A P-Fizz is when you’re too cheap to buy a whole gram. It’s like saying you’re a half-assed stoner.

I only got a P-Fizz. I’m gonna be a half-assed stoner today.

Don’t even think about me buying more than a P-Fizz.

A P-Fizz is the only thing I can afford.