p-due
When you try to impress people but you just said something so dumb it sounded like you were talking to a confused potato.
He said 'I’m p-due' and I thought he was talking to a confused potato.
She texted me 'I’m p-due' and I thought she was trying to hypnotize a tomato.
I said 'I’m p-due' and my friend asked if I was on drugs.