P Dookie Salmon - A smelly, loud, dirty person who shows up everywhere and usu

A smelly, loud, dirty person who shows up everywhere and usually causes a scene with cops, like he’s the main event.

That P Dookie Salmon was yelling at a bus driver and throwing a banana peel at him.

The P Dookie Salmon was sitting on a bench and had a whole chicken leg in his hand.

I saw a P Dookie Salmon walking in a circle and talking to a pigeon like it was his best friend.