P-DoFF
P-DoFF is when you stare at someone like they’re the reason your dog ran away and your mom got a second job. It’s for when someone talks like they’re Einstein’s cousin and they’re not.
‘I’ve been talking to the universe since I was a kid, and it’s been talking back.’
‘I eat kale for breakfast, and it’s not just food, it’s a lifestyle.’
‘I’ve been doing yoga since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.’