P-DoFF
P-DoFF is when you see something so stupid, your face looks like it’s been kicked by a donkey. It’s the face you make when someone says something so dumb it makes your brain quit.
‘I’ve been drinking water since I was a baby, and it’s not just water, it’s a miracle.’
‘I’ve been doing meditation since the moon landed on Earth.’
‘I’ve been eating vegetables for 50 years, and it’s not just food, it’s a religion.’