P-DoFF
P-DoFF is when you look at someone like they just told you they’ve been eating their own farts for 20 years. It’s the face you make when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain scream.
'And I put honey on my toast every morning, and it’s not just toast, it’s a spiritual experience.'
‘I’ve been meditating for 12 hours a day since I was 3.’
‘I discovered the secret to life in a dream last night.’