p diddy special
A P Diddy Special is when P Diddy douses himself in baby oil like he’s about to fight a dragon and then beats the bed like it stole his last dollar
"I did the P Diddy Special and the bed is now a ghost.", @BedGhost
"He did the P Diddy Special and my floor is now a witness.", @FloorWitness
"The P Diddy Special is just my way of saying hello to the bed.", @DiddyGreeting
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