P-diddy down - P-diddy down is what you call Portadown when you’re trying t

P-diddy down is what you call Portadown when you’re trying to sound fancy and your friends think you’re a poser.

My cousin’s from P-diddy down, I’m just from somewhere near there.

P-diddy down? That’s not a real place, that’s just Portadown with a bit of extra flair.

He said he’s from P-diddy down, I said I’m from Portadown, he said I’m a poser.