P-dale
A short, dirty name for Palmdale. It’s like the town got caught with its pants down during a surprise inspection.
"I’d rather be stuck in a traffic jam than be from P-dale."
Text: "You’re from P-dale? I’d rather be stuck in a traffic jam with a kid who cried during a math test."
Mom: "You’re from P-dale? I’m going to have to start calling you ‘P-dale’ instead of ‘sweetheart.’"