P D phile
A P D phile is a kid who likes to mess with little kids. They’re too young to be a real pedophile, so they just get in trouble for statutory rape.
That guy in the lunchroom keeps flirting with the 5th graders. He’s a P D phile for sure.
My little brother told me his teacher was making out with a 10-year-old. She’s a P D phile.
He got caught texting a 7-year-old in the boy’s bathroom. That’s a P D phile right there.