P D phile
A P D phile is a teen who hides in high schools and hits on 11-year-olds. They’re not old enough to be called a pedophile, so they just get statutory rape instead of the full monty.
My cousin got caught trying to make out with a 6th grader in the hallway. He said it was just a little kiss.
That guy in my math class is always whispering to the new kid. He’s probably a P D phile.
My brother got caught with a 12-year-old in the back of a pickup truck. He said it was just a crush.