P-CURRIE
A pink man born from Shrek and Fiona, who gets his butt fingered by his black girlfriend more than he wants.
P-Currie’s girlfriend sent a text: 'You’re getting fingered again. No complaints.'
He replied: 'No complaints. I like it.'
At the park, P-Currie yelled at the swings: 'You’re not my girlfriend, so don’t finger me.'
His dad called: 'You’re still getting fingered in the ass?'
He said: 'Yes, and I’m not complaining.'