P-Currie’s girlfriend texted: 'We’re having another finger session tonight. You better be ready.' He replied: 'I’ve been ready since I was born.'

At the grocery store, P-Currie yelled at the cart: 'You’re not my girlfriend, so don’t finger me.'

His mom called: 'You’re still getting fingered in the ass?' He said: 'Yes, and I’m not complaining.'