P-996 Lazer
This jet is like a middle schooler with a backpack full of bombs. It has missiles, lock-ons, and a cannon that goes boom. It’s in a stupid place called Fort Zancudo, which sounds like a bad math problem.
I took the P-996 and blew up my math teacher. He didn’t even bring snacks.
That jet is the worst thing since soggy pizza.
I shot a lock-on missile at a cop. He cried. I got a snack.